I wish I had more time to blog
I am posted up outside the station with my back against the wall. An old dude walking by suddenly stops in front of me. He doesnt turn his body to face me, he only turns his head.
Old Man: “grr grrr grr skdfs;j grr”
It is hot. I am in a shitty mood. I look at the dude and dont even answer him with words.
I give him the international facial expression for WTF!!??.
He clears his throat and speaks again. This time I can actually understand what he says. In Japanese he says.
Old Man: “You live at Complex X , Building No X right”
I looked at him again. Nup, an unfamilair face, never seen him before ever. I was worried for a second. Is he another undercover cop?
I looked a little closer. Nup, noway. Unless they are sending pensioners who can barely speak or walk into the streets to gather intelligence.
It is one thing when people you meet in the elevator that live in your building call out the floor you live at (Elevator Mind Tricks).
But when an old random dude who might not even live in my complex is calling that shit out all the way at the station it is slightly worrying.
With a slightly worried expression I turned and replied:
Prometheus: “Yes…”
He looked at me for 1 second, turned, and just walked off…
A few days later I get in to the lift. Some old dude gets in a few floors down.
He turns and looks at me angrily. I just ignore him. He tilts his head back, makes a disgusting flem sound and spits on the floor.
Why? Why would you spit in the lift that you have to stand in? Does it even make any sense???
Not only was the act disgusting, the sound he made as he cleared his throat made me wanna slit my own throat.
Remember the video I made of me playing slots in Hong Kong? That machine I was playing was hot. I was winning sick money. Then all of a sudden some fag comes and sits next to me and does some sick flem into the ashtray. Then starts hitting the machine violently screaming like an Afghan rebel. I had to cashout and leave the lucky machine to avoiding catching SARS or swine flu…
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Whats with people in Asian countries spitting and making revolting sounds?
Anyway back to the elevator.
He spits on the floor. Turns to me, but this time he smiles. He had no teeth…
I dunno man. Next time somebody does that, I might just pull pants down and take a shit next to them -_-
Tags: Elevators, Encounters, Life
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July 27th, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Is he another undercover cop?”
You make it sound as if you already had experience with those and/or have something to worry about :p
July 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Wow! You have much more self-composure than I do. I yell at fuckers who spit on stairways. Please teach me your secret to staying calm.
July 27th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
@Michael Flux
I have had a few episodes with undercovers lol.
@billywest
Man i just dont wanna go to jail or get kicked out of my apartment lol. The fact I prolly have 0 rights in this country kinda shackles me down and stops me from getting mad and reacting.
July 27th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
props to you man, it will sound bad but I’d prolly would have drop kicked that Afgan rebel. The old guys thought are rather creepy
July 27th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@Jamaipanese
haha doesnt even sound bad. If I was back home I woulda drop kicked him too lol. The old people are indeed ‘different’..
July 27th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Jeebus! And I thought the old people over here were weird!!!
July 28th, 2009 at 12:26 am
” Make a disgusting flem sound and spits on the floor.
Why? Why would you spit in the lift that you have to stand in? Does it even make any sense???”
Cuz he’s a punk (albeit old) who has never been given the savage beating his whole life has been begging for. I have learned that pain is the final and most important lesson for some. I lost my Visa for all of 2003 and had to really work on getting it back after scratching my fists on some litter bugs faces. Nobody litters in front of my School anymore. Pain and fear keeps my School area clean.
Violence when properly applied can save a neighborhood a lot of stress. The only person who I get along with is an old-school Yakuza boss. I did my part to keep his and my neighborhood clean and quiet and that’s good for everyone.
I make myself know in the dark at the time of my choosing. No more getting busted to make a point.
2pac - (Representin’ 93)
“Can I flip it? I may get wicked as I rip it.
To get specific: If the shoe fits, then kick it.
It’s for the gifted. Pump your fist if you wit it.
Here’s your ticket to see Mr. Wicked rip shit.
So..
Now they wanna ban me?
(Told ya)
All I wanted to be was a soulja.”
I hope ojisan slips in his own spit and _________ fucking neck.
July 28th, 2009 at 4:12 am
Hahaha… Mannnnnn… this is classic stuff, Prometheus. If you ever make a list of your top post, this one should be no 1. It really cracked me up. Old people are sometimes out of control, who knows who controls their mind, hehe.. Really funny post.
July 29th, 2009 at 1:21 am
WTF! I like old people. They say it like it is, are sweet (Ok not always) and funny. But these guys are in a class of their own. Blehhhh!
But do you know what is really really disgusting? People who hold one nostril shut with their index finger, lean over, and expel snot onto the ground. If only I had a gun…
July 29th, 2009 at 8:52 am
I’ve never understood the spitting either. I also don’t like it when people keep snorting instead of reaching for a tissue. I was once trapped on a train from Utsunomiya with a guy snorting. Carry tissue people!
August 5th, 2009 at 9:14 am
As long as you don’t kill a dude a little physical violence(shove, slight kick or punch) will usually be tolerated and understood. No one deserves to be insulted while minding their own biz. The instigator will finally understand that he went to far. Most Japanese people know not to mess with crazy “gaijin”. Although remember that all actions have reactions and consequences.
August 7th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Punch him in the face.
Sorted.
Spitting is mank.
August 16th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
“I had to cashout and leave the lucky machine to avoiding catching SARS or swine flu…”
Man you ain’t posted in a bit? Did that freak next to you give you the SARS?
August 18th, 2009 at 10:37 am
ai, u had to leave the machine. u might win!