Hi there. It has been a while. I have been hitting the gym pretty hard the past few days so I am completley wiped out and too tired to think.. So, instead of posting a normal entry here are 4 random questions for you guys. Feel free to answer any or all of them

1)

The weirdest thing happened the other day. I was chilling at my chicks house and half jokingly I am like, “Can you make me some pancakes”. She obliges. I eat the pancakes..

I thought it might just be a Japanese thing so I asked my American boss whether his wife is the same and he answered yes. However, suprisingly he also said that he is the same..

I decided to ask a few more people at work just to make sure that I was not going crazy but they all answered yes as well. This left me in a state of confusion. The funny thing is that they all gave the same answer:

“You are going to put maple syrup on it..”

I dunno, but that might be the most ridiculous thing that I have heard in my life. Like seriously how can you make pancakes and not use sugar? My head is spinning even trying to fathom this.

What about you guys? Are you normal like me and put sugar in your pancake mix? Or are you making sugarless pancakes…? If you are kind enough to answer please let me know what country you are from and your favorite color.

2)

There is a place I go to eat Spanish cuisine for lunch. They have a dish that I really like. I really wanna know the recipe so I can make it at home every day. Has anybody ever asked a restaurant to sell/tell them the recipe of a dish?

If so how did you ask?

How much did you offer?

What sort of answer did you get?  

If you own/owned a restaurant would you sell your recipies? 

3)

You are on a train and the person next to you is sleeping. The sleeping person starts resting their head on your shoulder.

Do you leave it there and let them sleep on your shoulder?

Do you push their head away?

Do you move forward and make them fall over?

Does your answer change if they are a hot person of the opposite sex?

4)

You have to get a tattoo on your right arm. What do you get done?

Thanks

Ok a quick test to make sure that you guys are awake. Can you see what’s wrong with this picture?

If not then LOL don’t worry. If you can, how long did it take for you to realize what was wrong with it?

Ok, so you are awake now huh? Good.

The weather in Tokyo today is beautiful. Not a cloud in sight. Ladies and gentleman, today is a good day to kill people go to the beach.

However, I am sitting in this shitty office at work with a splitting headache. I tried to login to a website today only to find out I didn’t know my password. I tried using the forgot password feature to retrieve the password only to find out that it sent the password to an email address that I didn’t know the password to either (I have about 6 email accounts) ..

This whole internet thing is all messed up now. It’s like I have got at least 20 passwords now. I am paranoid about using the same password and username combos for multiple sites so I started making up different ones. Now I am in a pickle and have to keep retrieving passwords. When you retrieve it they give you some junk password like “sdklfjs;dlfkj” and then you have to go through the hassle of changing the junk back into something you want.

Being the lazy bastard procrastinator that I am I never actually change the junk password. Meaning 3 months down the line I have to search through 3 months of emails trying to find the forgot password email so that I can copy and paste the junk and login to the site. It is all very annoying.

I am slightly pissed off agitated about a few other things too. The company that I am slaving away for working for doesn’t even give us dual monitor setups (PC with two monitors). The two people in the room with a dual monitor setup are not even doing anything techinical .. Single monitors suck so hard!

On top of that there is some faggot dude on my left who can see my screen. It’s annoying because I can see from the corner of my eye that he periodically looks at my screen. He has sublime timing, he always happens to look when I am using MSN and Facebook not doing any work (90% of the time). I really want to fuck him up move desk.

I just looked at the clock and it is 12PM. At least 5 more hours left until I can go home.

Somebody kill me please. 

I grabbed her by the neck and pinned her against the wall. She was sweating and breathing heavily. In fact her heart was racing. I looked into her pupils, they were fully dilated.

I violently went for her neck, but pulled back at the last second. I love to tease my prey.

I stepped back, pulled it out, shot her in the face a few times, and then put it back into the holster. The bullets exploded on impact creating quite a mess.

I ran to the kitchen, grabbed some cleaning agents and got rid of any incriminating evidence that could link me to the act.

I then escaped out of the backdoor.

Where would I be without you? What would I do without you?
You give me the strength to keep on going. Without you I would be hopeless…

I can’t deny it. I would be lying if I said that there were not a few nights where I laid in bed thinking that you are the only thing I had to live for.

How did it come to this? I have let you become my life crutch. Most of my life is spent waiting for you to come. When you come I am happy and when you go I am back to sad.

I need to find a replacement. I need to replace you. You have been good to me, but I guess you are just not enough. You are way too short. You are only two days. Only a mere 48 hours. But that is not even an accurate representation. When you take away sleep time you are much, much less.

I hate sleep. We waste too much of our lives sleeping. It would be cool if the clock stopped while we slept, or if we only needed 1 hour of sleep to tie us over.

I really hope they invent it someday. I would prefer it to be sooner rather than later though. Would be pretty pointless once I am in my 50s or 60s. I need it now while I am still young.

Although I guess I am not really young anymore. I am at best relatively young. I am at a stage in my life where if I don’t stay on top of things, I might wake up tomorrow 50, broke, lonely, singing “No woman, No cry” on a rocking chair on my front lawn.

But it would still be really cool if they could invent it. You know, a sleep replacement pill. Instead of going to sleep at night you would take the pill and it would be the equivalent to one night of sleep. Pretty awesome idea huh? Get back from work at 6-7 and still have 12 hours left to do your own thing before having to resume the rat race.

But I doubt they would make something like that. Probably not in their best interests. Just like it is not in their interests to cure aids or any other serious diseases.

It is Friday again. It is about 13:03 now. Just a little bit more to go. A few more hours and we will be together again. In a couple more hours it will be the weekend again.