It is a retarded habit that I have had for a while now. I wonder if I am the only one who does it. There has to be others like me, right? It is like anytime I come home I subconsciously throw my house keys somewhere and forget the location…

When it is time to go back out all hell breaks loose as I go into a crazy panic in search of my house keys. Did I put them on top of the fridge? Under the bed? On the toilet floor? Inside of my wardrobe? I think you would literally choke by surprise if I named all the random places I have found my house keys.

It can be pretty stressful tearing your house upside down looking for them when you are on the verge of leaving the house. You planned your time to perfection to catch the 8:09 train. But every second you spend searching for the proverbial needle in the haystack puts an extra dent in your plans. When you have finally found them you can no longer catch the train you planned to get, and on top of that you feel slightly agitated and heated. You should have seen me demolishing my apartment this morning leaving no stone unturned. I am pretty sure if I took you guys back to my apartment today you would take one step in, turn to me and say something like:

You: “OMG Prometheus, your house has been ransacked by burglars, CALL THE POLICE!!!”

Lol. Sorry but that kind of cracked me up. The dude on my left just peered over. He is probably wondering why I am laughing to myself.

So, thoughts? Can anybody relate and feel my pain? Does anybody have any weird habits they would like to share ? I promise I won’t laugh. I mean I will try my best not to..