A Misspent Life

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4 Random Questions

Hi there. It has been a while. I have been hitting the gym pretty hard the past few days so I am completley wiped out and too tired to think.. So, instead of posting a normal entry here are 4 random questions for you guys. Feel free to answer any or all of them :P

 

1)

The weirdest thing happened the other day. I was chilling at my chicks house and half jokingly I am like, “Can you make me some pancakes”. She obliges. I eat the pancakes..

 

I thought it might just be a Japanese thing so I asked my American boss whether his wife is the same and he answered yes. However, suprisingly he also said that he is the same..

 

I decided to ask a few more people at work just to make sure that I was not going crazy but they all answered yes as well. This left me in a state of confusion. The funny thing is that they all gave the same answer:

 

“You are going to put maple syrup on it..”

 

I dunno, but that might be the most ridiculous thing that I have heard in my life. Like seriously how can you make pancakes and not use sugar? My head is spinning even trying to fathom this.

 

What about you guys? Are you normal like me and put sugar in your pancake mix? Or are you making sugarless pancakes…? If you are kind enough to answer please let me know what country you are from and your favorite color.

 

2)

There is a place I go to eat Spanish cuisine for lunch. They have a dish that I really like. I really wanna know the recipe so I can make it at home every day. Has anybody ever asked a restaurant to sell/tell them the recipe of a dish?

If so how did you ask?

How much did you offer?

What sort of answer did you get?  

 

If you own/owned a restaurant would you sell your recipies? 

 

3)

You are on a train and the person next to you is sleeping. The sleeping person starts resting their head on your shoulder.

Do you leave it there and let them sleep on your shoulder?

Do you push their head away?

Do you move forward and make them fall over?

 

Does your answer change if they are a hot person of the opposite sex?

 

4)

You have to get a tattoo on your right arm. What do you get done?

 

Thanks

Freud Slip

 

Ok a quick test to make sure that you guys are awake. Can you see what’s wrong with this picture?

Can You See What Is Wrong

 

 

If not then LOL don’t worry. If you can, how long did it take for you to realize what was wrong with it?

 

Ok, so you are awake now huh? Good.

 

 

The weather in Tokyo today is beautiful. Not a cloud in sight. Ladies and gentleman, today is a good day to kill people go to the beach.

 

However, I am sitting in this shitty office at work with a splitting headache. I tried to login to a website today only to find out I didn’t know my password. I tried using the forgot password feature to retrieve the password only to find out that it sent the password to an email address that I didn’t know the password to either (I have about 6 email accounts) ..

 

This whole internet thing is all messed up now. It’s like I have got at least 20 passwords now. I am paranoid about using the same password and username combos for multiple sites so I started making up different ones. Now I am in a pickle and have to keep retrieving passwords. When you retrieve it they give you some junk password like “sdklfjs;dlfkj” and then you have to go through the hassle of changing the junk back into something you want.

 

Being the lazy bastard procrastinator that I am I never actually change the junk password. Meaning 3 months down the line I have to search through 3 months of emails trying to find the forgot password email so that I can copy and paste the junk and login to the site. It is all very annoying.

 

I am slightly pissed off agitated about a few other things too. The company that I am slaving away for working for doesn’t even give us dual monitor setups (PC with two monitors). The two people in the room with a dual monitor setup are not even doing anything techinical .. Single monitors suck so hard!

 

On top of that there is some faggot dude on my left who can see my screen. It’s annoying because I can see from the corner of my eye that he periodically looks at my screen. He has sublime timing, he always happens to look when I am using MSN and Facebook not doing any work (90% of the time). I really want to fuck him up move desk.

 

I just looked at the clock and it is 12PM. At least 5 more hours left until I can go home.

 

 

Somebody kill me please. 

 

Random Japan

I put up a photo in my last entry but had to take it down. I was suppose to re-upload another one yesterday but just did not get around to it. So I leave you with this picture.

So without further ado. Lets-a-go (Mario)!!!!!

Ouch that must have hurt. Your head is bleeding. You might need to get stitches for that. Do I feel sorry for you? Um no?
Leave your house 5 minutes earlier so that you don’t have to launch yourself like a torpedo into the closing doors of the train.

Woah that was a close call. Nearly stepped on a landmine. It is pretty dangerous at this station. Especially on a Friday night. Live landmines everywhere. This one still has steam coming out of it. It must have just been laid.
I see. He is the culprit. The man in his 50s who is wearing an Armani suit. He looks like he is about to lay another one. Pretty crazy that at your age you don’t know the limit on how much alcohol you can drink and walk around vomiting all over the station and the street.

Thanks for the dinner it tasted really good. I must be going now. Bye, bye now. I walk halfway down the road and look over my shoulder. They are still waving. What is up with that? Why have they been waving that long? Aren’t I going to see them next weekend? Or are they a family of psychics who have had a vision telling them that I will die in my sleep tonight; so they plan to keep on waving until I disappear into the sunset since they will never see me again? Or are they just super happy that I am leaving….

Been partying and drinking all night. I am about to collapse. Somehow make it onto the first train. It is 5am. Everybody on the train is sleeping or on the verge of passing out. Everybody but the teenage girl wearing a school uniform on her way to school at 5am on a Sunday…